Material Girl

Dress - Primark, Coat - Bank, Bag/Shoes - S**t Shop

What a awesome outfit to end 2013 in - a cute-as-a-button dress, a faux fur coat, studded ankle boots, a posh bag and my handsome little Henry!

Waterloo Sunset

Everything except jeans - Primark, Jeans - River Island

LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR MATCHING SOCKS.

I Believe In A Thing Called Love

Tee/Cardi - Primark, Belt - Vintage, Skinnies - Asda

#FlashbackSunday

Aw this is the last EVER #FlashbackSunday (and good thing it is too as there are no more pics of me pre-2013) and I thought I would end it with a picture of me in some kind of weird outfit (Why would you wear this Chantal?!) with a baboon's bottom. 

Magic Carpet Ride

Hat - ASOS, Coat - Charity Shop, Jeans - Primark, Boots - Office

Thought I would brighten up my whole black goth outfit with a bit of the lovely Effie Trinket. 

Because The Night

Fur Coat - Red or Dead at Bank, Tee - TK Maxx, Ripped Skinnies/Bag - Primark, Boots - Office

Oh god, why aren't I a rockstar yet :( 

L.A Woman

Onesie/Slippers - Christmas Presents, Simba - Disney Shop

What's the point of getting changed on Boxing Day when all you're going to do is eat chocolate and watch TV? NO POINT AT ALL (tbf all I do everyday is eat chocolate and watch TV.)

Heart Of Gold

Flower Crown/Glitter Brogues - Primark, Lace Dress - TK Maxx, Amazing Coat - Bank

HOW AMAZING IS THIS COAT?! I love it soooo much - it's all i've been looking for and now it has finally came to me HELLZ YES. 

Merry Christmas BTW bitchezzzzzz.

19th Nervous Breakdown

Jacket - H&M, Dress - Tara Starlet, Necklace/Clutch - Primark, Boots - Office

Soz about the windswept look - but it is rather chilly out there! Dad and I went to Brasserie Hudson Quay today (Christmas Eve) for Christmas lunch and it was yummy as!

Rocks

Hat - H&M, Tartan Jacket, GNR Tee/Ripped Skinnies - Primark, Boots - Office

We have nowhere to put a normal-sized Christmas tree in our living room - so we have this cute dinky one in our dining room with the most amount of baubles on it ever AWWW BLESS IT. 

Last Nite

Plastic Bow/Skinnies - Primark, Scarf - Goth Shop, Hoodie - JD Sports

#FlashbackSunday

I don't know what's up with that plastic bow either - yack! I haven't been to Whitby in FOREVER (this was Whitby BTW i'm not just being random) somebody take me so I can go hang out with all me gothy mates. 

White Wedding

Jacket - H&M, Tee - MinkPink @ ASOS, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office

I AM LIKE

It's A Sin

Clutch/Belt - New Look, Jacket - Primark, Lace Dress - TK Maxx, Shoes - eBay

MEOW

Love Bites

Parka - Primark, Napoli Scarf - Dads, Skinnies/Shoes - Topshop

Can somebody buy us a nice new carpet for Christmas please as I am sick of this floral fugliness matching my leopard print shoes. 

Was this a 'How many random things can I hold in my hands?' picture BTW - I have no idea why I am am holding on to the remote for dear life and showing off Diego Maradona's head like it's a baby chick or something. 

Bad Moon Rising 2

Jumper - Charity Shop, Skirt - Primark, Boots - Office

Aw, this was a cute outfit - except that the majority of the time my skirt kept creepin' up making it look like I was just wearing a jumper and a pair of boots like some kind of cold prossie. So i'll make sure I wear trousers next time. 

Caravan Of Love

Hat - River Island, Cardi - Charity Shop, Mockingjay - District 12, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office

I feel like a ninja witch in this outfit (minus the amazingly ugly cardigan.)

Winter Wonderland

Westie Jumper - Charity Shop, Skinnies - River Island, Shoes - Topshop

We bloody love westies in our 'ouse - can't turn your head without seeing one (or ten.)

No One Knows

Tee - New Look, Levis - Vintage, Ballerinas - Topshop

#FlashbackSunday

Aw look at my authentic tan. I'm not orange at all so why is fake tan always orange? Fake tan never looks real - chavs need to lay off the stuff and just go on holiday. 

Subterranean Homesick Blues

Hat - Kindamajik, Tee - Primark, Skinnies - Urbz Outfitters, Boots - S**t Shop

Totes forgot I bought these jeans (for a barganious £5) until I picked them out of my 'drobe thinking they were another pair of black ripped skinnies. I love them and I totes look like Noel Fielding in this outfit - he is my style inspiration.

Paradise City 5

Cat Jumper - Cat Charity Shop, Skinnies - Topshop

OMGz I love my fugly cat jumper soooo much - it's the best jumper ever. Funny thing is though it's by an actual brand so tons of these babies got produced rather then some crazy cat lady knitting cats winning gold at the Olympics. 

It was National Christmas Jumper day at work today so we all dressed up in our coolest seasonal sweaters - big props to John and his totes fetch crazy cardi. 

Foxy Lady

Dress - Urbz Outfitters, Velvet Dolly Shoes - Topshop

Totes felt like Wednesday Addams in this dress again - it's a firm fav. Yes that is all my Christmas shopping you see behind me (still need to get more though - you gotta love last minute shopping but do you know what you do get all the bargains on Christmas Eve TBH.)

Good Times Bad Times

Necklace - Vintageous Rags, Shirt - Romwe, Skinnies - River Island, Boots - Topshop

Aw I bloody love my life-sized Lady & Tramp - they are megz cute and cuddly (I wish they were real though booo.)

 

Come As You Are

Rudolph Head - The Porritts, Dress - Zara, Necklace - Topshop, Boots - S**t Shop

Now, i'm in the Christmas spirit! My house still looks like it's July though (this beautiful Christmas palace is my BFFs house BTW.)

Go Your Own Way 2

Jacket - H&M, Paisley Dress - Asda, Necklace - Matalan, Bag/Brogues - Primark

Today I went to work dressed as a librarian - not a sexy one or owt (i'm too cool to be sexy) just a normal boring librarian. COR I wish I was a librarian, I bloody love organising things by genre then A-Z. 

Banquet

Bodywarmer - Vintage, Scarves/Shirt/Jeans - Primark, Boots - Charity Shop

#FlashbackSunday

I have NO idea what this outfit is about - I must have been going to a farm or something that day. That is the only reason why I would be in this country bumpkin gimmick.

Bad Moon Rising 2

Hat/Scarf/Bling - Primark, Tee - eBay, Jeans - River Island, Converse - Bank

I wish you didn't have to make yourself presentable to go out in public and that everyone just thought nothing if they seen you in PJs and no make-up as that was the norm. But nah I actually had to put on clothes despite wanting to stay in bed all day to go to Tesco GRRR SUPERMARKETS.

Jolly Holiday

Mickey Mouse - Disney Shop, Hoodie - Teesside University, PJs - Primark

Megz poorly and sick today - so I just stayed in my PJs all day and watch Daytime TV (which is so bad right now - don't know how people can watch it day in and day out.)

Wrecking Ball 3

Hat/Dress - ASOS, Boots - Office

A studded hat with a fringe velvet dress and a rockin' pair of flat ankle boots - what more could I ever want in an outfit?!?!?!

Convo between me and my dad in this outfit. Me: "Do I look cool?" Dad: "No you look eccentric" Me: "Yeessss that's the look I was going for."

The Sky Is A Landfill

Hat - River Island, Jumper - S**t Shop, Skirt - Charity Shop, Ballerinas - Primark

THAT PANDA RETURNED AGAIN! - What an A*Hole he bloody well is. Stop stealing my clothes and poses panda man. 

Hallelujah 2

Beanie/Christmas Socks - Primark, Jumper - Republic, Aztec Jeans - ASOS, Boots - S**t Shop, M&S Bag - M&S

I bloody love this shop for life M&S bag - it's a dead good shape for files etc. It's my new fav thing. Although TBF I do feel like Roy Cropper with it but it's okay as he is MEGZ COOL. 

Hurt

Hat - ASOS, Undertaker Jumper - eBay, Skirt/Shoes - Topshop

I've just realised after looking at this pic that I look like The bloody Undertaker in that bloody hat - oh well RESSSTTT INNN PEEEAACCEEE bitcheeezzzz. 

F.E.A.R

Helmet & Mjolnir - Asgard (aka Toys R Us), Jacket/Dress - Primark, Necklace - Matalan

#FlashbackSunday

Just call me Mrs Thor Odinson. 

Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine

Hair Crown/LBD/Clutch - Primark, Shamazing Shoes - JustFab

This is what I wore for my BFFs engagement party last night - I hope she let's me wear something similar for the actual wedding and not a strapless maxi gown because I ain't going if I have to wear a fug dress (she wouldn't though - she has taste.)

Total Eclipse Of The Heart 2

Beanie - H&M, Earrings - Topshop, Dress - Primark, Cons - Bank

I was going for a ghetto look today - I think I pulled it off. Just call me Laquisha Lafonda. 

This is Big Hev's Christmas tree BTW which she won't shut-up about - SO HERE YOU GO HEVS. 

Piece Of My Heart

Crown - Primark, Jacket - H&M, Necklace/Skirt- Topshop, Mulberry/Boots - S**t Shop

Aw this outfit is so cute - that perfect take of grunge meets 1950s that is so fetch right now (in my head.)

Texas Flood

Deathly Hallows Choker - Pretty Twisted, Skeleton Dress - Topshop, Boots - Office

I wish I really was THAT skinny so you could all see my blue bones - that would be cool. 

Breaking The Law

Jacket - H&M, Dress/Bag - Primark, Mockingjay Necklace - District 12, Boots - Office

This isn't the same outfit as THIS one btw - it's the same dress type but another colour so everything is a-okay DON'T PANIC, I have not lost my mind or owt. 

Here I am with Michael Scott (or whatevs he is called in Anchorman) and here I am below with my dad aka Gandalf BFF think my dad is the spit of him - he better start growing out that beard asap.)

First Of The Gang To Die

Leather Jacket - H&M, Morrisey T - Morrisey Concert, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office

Life would be boring and pointless if Morrisey wasn't in it. 

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now 3

Dorothy Dress - Vintage, Ruby Slippers - Wicked Witch of the East aka Schuh

#FlashbackSunday

Aw how amazing is my H2T complete Dorothy Gale outfit? I went to college in this on Halloween and I was by far the uncoolest kid going! I hate it when people try and claim they love the Wizard Of Oz more then I do - bitch please. 

Hallelujah 2

Deathly Hallows Choker - Pretty Twisted, Collar Tips - Topman, Shirt - River Island - Fluffy Jumper - S**t Shop, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office

GO MONOCHROME OR GO HOME! 

All The Young Dudes

Necklace/Studded Tights/Whore Boots - Primark, Skater Dress - George

Oh I loved this outfit today - I totes felt like Gwen Stacy (I love Emma Stone) although by the end of the day I just wanted to curl up in a ball and cry as I felt like my feet were going to fall off! :( 

Time Is Running Out

Hairband - Miss Selfridge, Crazy Top - Charity Shop, Skirt - Primark

Here is my dad's OTT collection of football Corinthians - I think he loves them more than he loves me. 

Bar Italia 2

Jacket/Skinnies - Topshop, Blouse - Charity Shop, Satchel/Necklace - Primark, Boots - Fenwicks

I love this outfit! Why aren't I on the FROW of Chanel yet? I love Karl Lagerfeld more then anyone!

Live Bed Show

Dress - Forever21, Ballerinas - Primark

I JUST DON'T KNOW AT ALL WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS PIC! What am I holding? What is my dad doing and why is it soooo blurry?! :( I was too tired after mega shop at Asda though to care what was happening I think. 

I'm Not In Love

Hat - Kindamajik, Tee - Primark, Skinnies - Topshop, Cons - Bank

Generic Channy outfit 101. 

Owner Of A Lonely Heart

(2011 picture) Hat & Gown - Teesside Uni, LBD - Tara Starlet, Shoes - Office

#FlashbackSunday

Aw how cute! The picture when i'm a little kid was in the early 90s in my dad's graduation gown and then the one on the right was taken at my graduation in the same exact spot!

Sheila Take A Bow

Reindeer Poncho/Socks - Primark, Skinnies - Topshop

Hmmmm if I was one of Santa's reindeer's I don't think I would be Rudolph - he's too mainstream, I would be Prancer as I love to prance about.

Ask

Supermarket Sweep Sweater -Vintageous Rags, Skinnies- Topshop, Bag - Primark, Cons - Bank

Awww maannn don't disturb me while i'm looking for the Managers Special - there wasn't any with blue bottoms! TIN OF PEAS DALE. 

Panic

Jacket - H&M, Scarf/Skinnies (with added rips) - Primark, Tee - Urbz Outfitters, Boots - Office

If I didn't have these boots in my life then I would have no life - THEY ARE MY LIFE. 

The Boy With A Thorn In His Side

Faux Fur Coat - Charity Shop, Dress - Vintage Fair, Necklace/Skinnies/Ballerinas - Topshop

I'm totes the Berwick Hills version (i'm not from B Hillz though) of Cher Horowitz!