Tuesday, 30 April 2013

Ring Of Fire

 Universita' di Firenze hoodie - Market Stall in Florence, Sweats/Slippers - Primark

No I did not wear this to work today but as soon as I got through the door I changed into my comfies and ate dinner before realising I needed to take a picture but by that point I CBA climbing all the way back up to my bedroom so here I am being all lazy and tired. 

Monday, 29 April 2013

Fell In Love With A Girl

Jacket - H&M, Necklaces/Skirt - Miss Selfridge, Bag/Ballerinas - Primark

I am aware that you can't really see my outfit in this picture but I just love Sylar/Spock soo much that I just want to stroke his face and don't care about how daft and wonky I look.

How glamorous am I with my B&M bags really though? Who needs Chanel carrier bags when you can have B&M ones filled with dog bowls. 

Sunday, 28 April 2013

Everybody Hurts

Broomstick - Quality Quidditch Supplies B&M, Wand - Ollivanders Albert Park, Gryffindor Robe - Charity Shop, Gryffindor Tie - eBay, Skirt - H&M, Lightning Bolt Tights - Gift.


I love my Harriet Potter costume - it's by far the totes best! I hate it when you get slags dressing up in Harry Potter costumes like this because Dumbledore would never let you into Hogwarts looking like that! 

He would love to see me turn up to get sorted like this - we could swap fashion tips and everything. 

Saturday, 27 April 2013


Tee - Tegan's Suitcase, Jeans - Topshop, Stripy Socks - Primark

Sorry about the s**t-ness of this picture but I don't care about how I look when Henry looks that cute - awwww look at his little chihuahua face, he's such a cutiepie! 

I love him even more now that we have established he hates Rihanna as evident in his howls of hatred when Rude Boy came on the TV - good lad, have a treat. 

Friday, 26 April 2013


Jacket - Primark (finished off by me), Dress - 9th Willow, Boots - Office.

This dress from the #shamazing 9th Willow is everything I have ever wanted in a dress - mesh, studs, bodycon and exposed zip, it's like it was made with crazy me in mind.

Sorry about the dumb(er) look on my face - I was still in awe of meeting the hardcore legend himself - Mick Foley! Ahhh it was an amazing evening and he said he loved my hair, then we did a mini version of the Uma/Travolta dance from Pulp Fiction - we are totes BFFs now. 

Thursday, 25 April 2013

Memo From Turner

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Sequin Amazing-ness - Vintage Market in Italy, Jeans - Topshop, Boots - Office

No, that isn't a wig - it's my legit hair and I LOVE it sooo much. I don't know whether to be Velma Kelly or Mia Wallace though. Both are naughty lasses but I think I would rather be a murderer then ever take drugs so VK it is - "Come On Babe, Why Don't We Paint The Town?"

I LOVE my sequin top too - it's my favourite top across all my wardrobes! 

I'm such a rock n' roll bitch - why can't that just be my life? I would love to be a rockstar except from yano singing all the time as I can only sing 'Tainted Love/Where Did Our Love Go' good so all my concerts would be over in just 10 minutes and I don't think that's reasonable since I would charge people a million pounds. 

Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Teenage Dirtbag

Jacket/Jeans/Shoes - Topshop, BAM Tee - Primark

There were better shots of my outfit next to Iron Man but none of these shots had the WTF?! MAN in them - he needs to be a meme ASAP!

Tuesday, 23 April 2013

I Saw Her Standing There

Westie Jumper - Jumble Sale, Dogtooth Trousers - Matalan, Ballerinas - Primark

Aw I just love dogs soooo much that I wear whole outfits of them - I will have actual Gypsy-Lady hair on me too as her fluff gets every bloody where.

Monday, 22 April 2013

You Can't Always Get You Want

Hairband - Miss Selfridge, Infinity Scarf - Present, Leather Jacket - H&M, Knitted Dress - George @ AgeUK, Ballerina Flats - Primark

OMG WHY DOES MY HEAD LOOK LIKE AN UTTER MONG?! I'm never wearing this scarf doubley again - I look i'm on a knitted dinner platter. 

Sunday, 21 April 2013

Bed Of Roses

Batman Hairband - The Happy Shack, Denim Jacket - Diesel, Dress - Primark, Necklace - Matalan,  Spikey Bracelet - New Look, Car Bag - eBay, Flatforms - Office.


This picture was taken on the day of The Dark Knight Rises as I remember having to turn my dress round after watching the movie as it had tear stains all over it!

I love, love, LOVE my car bag. I need more weird bags in my life - I really want one of these bags next, even though they do confuse the hell out of me.

Saturday, 20 April 2013


Bow/Glasses - Primark, Jacket - Tegan's, Dress - Vintage Fair, Jeans/Shoes - Topshop

I love this dress so much - it's the perfect colour, the perfect fit and as it's super vintage I will never see anybody else in it!

Friday, 19 April 2013

You Give Love A Bad Name

Studded Jacket - Topshop, Ugly Tee - Market Stall, Jeans - Topshop, Converse - Bank, Alexa - 'Mulberry'

Suze said I looked like somebody from another decade in this outfit - I love that woman. 

I have an #shamazing story about this jacket. But right now isn't the time or place to tell it so you will have to hang on for nowmy little blogarinis - but by golly gosh is it worth waiting for.

Thursday, 18 April 2013

Baby I Love Your Way

Hairband/Dress - Miss Selfridge, Jacket - H&M, Bag - River Island, Shoes - Topshop, AWESOME War Machine 3D Glasses - Cineworld

This is me being all patriotic for Iron Patriot aka War Machine - we got these 3D glasses at the special regional premiere at Cineworld yesterday HOW COOL?! 

Just a note - if any of ya'll piss me off or I will spoil it for you!

Wednesday, 17 April 2013


Studded Hairband - Miss Selfridge, Dress - Topshop, Watch - Swatch, Boots - S**t Shop

I don't think a day goes by where I don't wear something studded - whether it's a jacket, a bag, a pair of shoes or earrings, I HAVE to have studs somewhere in my outfit or otherwise I'm not the true Chantal. 

P.S: Why do I have demon eyes?

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Life On Mars?

Sunnies - Vintage, Dress - Niamh's Boutique, Boots - S**t Shop

So I totes tried to be all awesome and get a picture where I can high 5 myself but because i'm Channy I obv failed :(

I call this look Princess Leia meets Jackie O

Monday, 15 April 2013

You Can't Hurry Love

Scarf/Damon Hill Tee/Faux Fur Coat /Elephant Bag - Charity Shop, Skinnies - River Island, 'Converse' - Some little back alley shoe shop in Florence.

Well I did have a nice outfit on today but I deleted the picture by accident and now i'm in my jim-jams so it's #FlashbackMonday.

How awesome is my Damon Hill tee? It's just too-cool-for-school! I miss being able to dress like this everyday, I don't think this would be suitable for work unfortunately :(

Sunday, 14 April 2013

Martyr No More

Head Scarf - H&M, Gillet/Tee/Shorts/Bag/Boots - Charity Shop, Bracelets - Everywhere


See I told ya'll everything I used to wear was from the charity shop, this outfit in total cost less then £15! Now I would be lucky to just find the Levis gillet for under £15 in a charity shop (which it wouldn't be in anyway!)

Aw I love my elephant bag sooooooo much - it's my most favourite thing in my wardrobe. It's being left in my will to somebody, that's how special it is. Here's a whole blog post about it. 

Saturday, 13 April 2013


Sunnies/Tee/Studded Tights - Primark, Jacket/Shiny Sneakers - H&M, Skirt - S**t Shop.

So today was one of those days where I just wanted to wear ALL of my favourite clothes even if they should obv never be worn all together but HEY what the hell do I care?!

Also i'm kind of over all these slogan tees after little skanks took them all but I HAD to get this MATHLETE one so I can pretend i'm Kevin G all the time - "All you sucka' MCs ain't got nothin' on me."

Friday, 12 April 2013


Leather Jacket - H&M, Blouse - Vintage, Skirt/Shoes - S**t Shop, Bag - River Island.

Here I am with my main man - Bilbo, whatsup Bilbo?! 

I would claim I am rocking the monochrome trend but in reality I just like black and white together.

Thursday, 11 April 2013

I Want To Break Free

Leather Jacket - H&M, Bug Necklace - Topshop, Top - George, Skirt/Ballerinas - Primark

Yes I am aware of how Mongo McMichael I look in this picture but I was too excited for how pretty Gypsy-Lady looks to do my usual hand on hip, head back and smile pose - LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS AWWWW. 

Oh and BTW my top is v.baggy - I am not actually a size 32 despite what it looks like in this picture. 

Wednesday, 10 April 2013


Sunnies - Vintage Vogue, Top - Zara, Necklace/Skinnies - Primark, Boots - New Look. 

Today I went for the hippie chic look - do you think I can pull it off? Obv i'm never going to go all the way out hippy - I can't be dealing with any type of trousers that aren't skin tight YAK BOOTCUT.

Tuesday, 9 April 2013

If I Only Had A Heart

Lace Dress - Warehouse, Snake Necklace - Accessorize, Leopard Print Belt - Primark, Leopard Print Studded Slippers - Topshop.

Kara calls this my yodelling mermaid like - which i'm okay with because A) Yodelling is a talent and a half B) Who wouldn't want to be a mermaid?! 

Also I know you shouldn't match your shoes and belt but I just picked out the first belt which came into my hands and didn't realise till like 1pm. 

Monday, 8 April 2013

Papa Don't Preach

Glasses - Vintage Vogue, Jacket - River Island, Shirt - Primark, Skirt/Boots - S**t Shop.

I'm rocking the monochrome trend today. This is a typical Channy work look, nice blouse, skater skirt, oversized blazer and ankle boots - I loves it. 

Sunday, 7 April 2013


Sunnies - Market Stall, Leather Jacket - Matalan, Necklaces - Topshop, Belt/Skirt/Bag - Charity Shop, 'Converse' - Some little back alley shoe shop in Florence.


Aw I love looking at old pictures and realising all the clothes I have - I totes forgot about this coat! I shall get it out of my coatdrobe and wear it tomorrow. 

Plus these were the days (2010) where I used to only shop in charity shops and find amazing things - those days are long gone, now it's all lets charge £10 for this three seasons ago fugly skirt from Topshop that was originally £6 in the sale (it's still got the tag!) - those cu**s. 

Saturday, 6 April 2013

You're So Vain

Hairband - Primark, Sunnies - Primark, Shirt w/ accessories - River Island, Jacket - H&M, Levi Shorts - Mum's wardrobe, Bag - eBay, Boots - Internacionale. 

You're so vain - you probably think this blog is about you, don't you? don't you? Well yes it is in fact about you Chantal so you're right!

I call this my 'Rock & Roll Cowgirl Bitch' look - yee freakin' haw.

Friday, 5 April 2013


Hat - Primark, Glasses - Primark, Space Top - George, Skinnies - Primark, Boots - S**t Shop

Benny is claiming I look like Dr Robotnik/Dr Octopus, I think he's saying that I look like an evil genius and definitely not referring to my glasses. 

Thursday, 4 April 2013

House of the Rising Sun

Jacket - H&M, Necklace - Topshop, Belt - Charity Shop, Skirt - Vintage, Shoes - Primark.

I found this skirt in my mum's wardrobe last night and I LOVE it - now don't say "Eeeee you can't just stealing clothes off your mum" - she's been in Italy nearly two years now with my favourite shoes and pink jeans!

Wednesday, 3 April 2013

I'm A Believer

Fringe Jacket - Primark (customised by me), Sunnies - Vintage Vogue, Dress - Urban Outfitters, Deathly Hallows Necklace - Vintage Vogue, Boots - Office. 

Yes, I wear sunnies indoors and yes I don't care if you think I look like a fool because of it!

Tuesday, 2 April 2013

Everyday Is Like Sunday

Floral Adorned Mac - L'Marie, Ballet Flats - Primark. 

I love, love, LOVE this mac - a) It's beautiful b) There's hidden spikes c) It was created by a local designer L'Marie who makes the most amazing pieces so i'm not buying into some sweat factory!

P.S: Don't you just love Everyday Is Like Sunday by Morrisey? It's the most perfect song ever. 

Monday, 1 April 2013

Iron Man

Glasses - Primark, Bling - Primark, Sheep Jumper - Charity Shop, Skinnies - River Island, Brogues - Peacocks. 

It's Bank Holiday Monday and I am doing absolutly nothing except laying in bed and watching Project Runway so #flashbacksundayadaylate.

This must have been one of those days when I REALLY wanted to wear a certain outfit and had it planned for a week that I didn't care that it was BOILING outside - this is true pain for fashion!

I love my sheep jumper so much - it makes me happy just looking at it and even better that it was under a fiver!