Sunday, 30 June 2013

Saturday Night's Alright

Dress/Bag/Necklaces - Charity Shop, Tights/Socks/Brogues - Primark


My hair is all kinds of WTF here - I have no idea what's happening. This is a cute outfit even if I do look like I have really pale legs with spots all over 'em - yak!

Saturday, 29 June 2013

Grease Lightning

USA Jacket - Religion at Topshop, I <3 NY Top - Souvenir Tee from New York, Jeans - Topshop, Boots - S**t Shop

Oh I love my USA jacket soooo much - isn't it just the most amazing piece in the world? I think I need a museum to hang all my best clothes in glass cabinets where people can just come and look at all the amazing things I own (AT A COST OF A CAKE.)

Friday, 28 June 2013

Round and Round 2

Hat - Primark, Jacket - H&M, Dress - Urban Outfitters, Mockingjay Necklace - Hunger Games DVD, Fauxberry/Boots - S**t Shop, Jeans - River Island.


Thursday, 27 June 2013

Happiness Is A Warm Gun

Hat - Kindamajik, Bowtie - Topman, Shirt/Trousers - Matalan, Blazer - Ross', Winklepickers - Schuch

Today I went to work dressed as a true English gentleman - but felt more like Michael Douglas in Wall Street by the end of it. I also feel like the Monopoly Man/ Dad from Mary Poppins.

Wednesday, 26 June 2013

Fix You

Sunnies/Necklace - Primark, Leather Jacket - H&M, Lace Top - S**t Shop, Skinnies - Topshop, Fringe Boots - Portobello Market

My totes fetch BFF B (short for Bianca) said I look like I should be living in LA in 1985 - I love this girl.

Tuesday, 25 June 2013

(I Just) Died In Your Arms

Hairband - Miss Selfridge, Shoes - Topshop, Everything Else - Primark

Totes mgotes don't know why I wore a BLACK TURTLE NECK on June 25th - I think i'm either A) Out of my mind or B) Channelling Steve Jobs - yeah let's go with B. 

Monday, 24 June 2013

Sunday, 23 June 2013

All You Need Is Love

Hairband - Claires, Denim Jacket - George, Maxi Dress - S**t Shop


This is one of those v. rare days where I look normal on a day off - I hate it, I hate me and I hope to never be normal on a day off ever again. WHAT WAS I THINKING? At least I was thin though.

Saturday, 22 June 2013


Jacket - Primark (studded by me), Galaxy Top - George, Jeans - Topshop, Converse - Bank

This is my pissed off face - I have no idea why i'm pissed off though, I think Henry was being a little dick and wouldn't come here - the knob!

Friday, 21 June 2013

Glory Of Love

Floral Crown/Jersey Dress/Belt/Frog Socks - Primark, Bug Necklace/Jeans - Topshop

ADVICE: Don't wear a floral crown to the cinema when you have people sat behind you - it will only piss them off megz style.

Thursday, 20 June 2013

Mr Blue Sky

Sunnies/Ballerinas - Primark, Necklace/Blouse - Topshop, Skirt - Mango

Dad has gone out with his mates and didn't leave me any food - i'm just going to have to starve and die so this may be the last ever blog from me!

Wednesday, 19 June 2013

The Chain

Sunnies/Top - Primark, Mac - Warehouse, Necklace/Shoes - Topshop, Skirt - Miss Selfridge, Faulexa - S**t Shop

This is me pointing at a flower that suddenly appeared from nowhere - there was however a big ugly snail on the leaf (see below) which made me jump out of my skin to which dad cleverly professed: "It's not like its going to jump out and attack you!"


Tuesday, 18 June 2013

More Then A Feeling

Jacket/Sunnies/Bag - Primark, Tee - Romwe, Jeans - Topshop, Boots - Office

Why am I not a rock star yet? It deeply saddens me - I am aware that I can't hold a note to save my life but I don't 'alf look the part and all singers can't whistle a tune nowadays let alone anything else - sign me up already Syco. 

Monday, 17 June 2013

Word Up

Flower Crown/Sunnies - Primark, Dress - New Look, Jeans - Topshop, Boots - Office

That's right, I do in fact have an oil painting off myself - I am that posh fo' real. 


Sunday, 16 June 2013

Under The Bridge

Glasses - Specsavers, White Leather Jacket - eBay, Scarf - M&S, Jeans - Topshop, Satchel - Faith, Boots - S**t Shop


OMGz how long was my hair here (2011) - it is amaaaazzzzinnnggggg. I love this white leather jacket - it's so glam metal, I will have to go dig it out of my coatdrobe (that's right I have a whole wardrobe just for my coats.)

Saturday, 15 June 2013

Pour Some Sugar On Me 2

Goth Flower Crown/Sunnies/Batman Tee/Frinje Jacket/Bag - Primark, Jeans - Topshop, Boots - Office, Pikachu - Geek Convention 

Imagine if Primark didn't exist? Life would be the ABSOLUTE WORST. 

Friday, 14 June 2013

The Passenger

Sunnies/Belt - Primark, Leather Jacket - H&M, Necklace - Topshop, Dress - Dorothy Perkins, Scarf - Kiwi, Shoes - S**t Shop.

See, sometimes I do dress like a fully-fledged adult to go to work - couldn't eat in this outfit though what with the tights, spanx and bodycon-ish dress. No wonder I ate a whole Dominos when I got home and into my sweats. 

Thursday, 13 June 2013

Live and Let Die 2

Sunnies - Primark, Necklace - Topshop, Dress - Republic, Winklepickers - Schuh

My hair is actually growing for the first time in 5 years - so glad I have said TA-RA to the bleach and ciao to the black, heeyyyy gurrrrlll. 

Wednesday, 12 June 2013

Do You Remember The First Time?

Top - American Apparel @ YMCA, Skater Skirt - S**t Shop, Clear Bag/Ballerinas - Primark

I'm too tired to write anything witty so i'm going to bed - NIGHTY NIGHT.

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Get Myself Arrested

Bowler Hat - Kindamajik, Lace Top - Internacionale, Bling - Primark/Matlan/Topshop, Fringe Leather Jacket/Clutch - Primark, Tutu - Dolly Rockers, Studded 'Litas' - eBay

Aw I just love this look - I wish I could dress like this EVERY DAY. Well not every day as I have to wear unique outfits all the time but you get what I mean innit bruv.

Monday, 10 June 2013

Sweet Child O' Mine 2

Hat - Kindmajik, Sunnies/Necklace/GNR Tee/Clutch/Skinnies (ripped by me) - Primark, Shirt - Romwe, Boots - Office

Eeee well look who was at Cleveland Retail Park - it was only bloody Slash himself!

Sunday, 9 June 2013

Black Betty

Lace Top - Internacionale, Skirt - Matalan, Heart Tights - Topshop, Brogues - Peacocks, Bag - Charity Shop, Bracelets - Random Accumulation from the house.


This picture was probs taken back in 2010 and I still own ALL these clothes - totes going to dress like this again sometime in 2013 - I lovez it. 

Saturday, 8 June 2013


Tee/Bling/Frilly Socks - Primark, Watch -Swatch, Levis - Mum's Wardrobe

Aw i'm so cute innit and also very hungry right now so i'm going to go raid the fridge for anything - TTFN bitchezzz.

Friday, 7 June 2013

Give It Away

Top - Asda, Mockingjay - Free with HG DVD, Skinnies - Primark, Shoes - Topshop

Nothing much to say about this outfit - about as plain and boring as I can get TBF but AWWW ISN'T GYPSY-LADY SOOOOOO CUTE!

Thursday, 6 June 2013

Move On Up

Mac - Dorothy Perkins, Sunnies/Skirt/Primark Bag - Primark, Skull Bling - Anka Boutique, Bling Bling - Matalan, Blouse - Asda, Alexa Faulexa/Boots - S**t Shop. 

Red lips, straight black hair and oversized sunnies is totes my signature look - I should be on the FROW of Chanel.

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Back In The U.S.S.R

Jacket - S**t Shop, Sweater Dress - Topshop @ Age UK, Boots - Barratts

Hello, I'm Chantal Jade Lauper-Taylor and i'm a leopard-print-aholic. 

Tuesday, 4 June 2013

L.A Woman

Dogtooth Jacket - Charity Shop, Watch - SwatchSunnies/Blouse/Skirt/Boots/Clear Bag - Primark

I have been wanting a see-through bag since like FOREVER - everybody keeps saying it's an easy target for muggers but I don't think any mugger will want a Captain America make-up bag, a banana milkshake and some insulin. 

Monday, 3 June 2013

Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Sunnies/Frilly Socks - Primark, Pugs Not Drugs Tee - Topshop, Levi Shorts - Mum's Wardrobe, Converse - Bank

No you are not dreaming - Chantal Jade Lauper has got her legs out!

I didn't care today about people seeing my million and one bruises from my injections (Type 1 diabetic YO), my huge red birth mark on my thigh or my cellulite - it was too sunny to give a flying fu*k if people thought I had rank legs (I bet nobody even noticed and I got myself all prepped up to go outside the front door without tights/jeans on for nothing in the end - OH WELL.)

Sunday, 2 June 2013

Devil In Disguise

Sequin Jacket - S**t Shop, Leopard Print Tee - Charity Shop, Leather Shorts - Matalan, Daisy Hairband/Satchel/Rings/Boots - Primark


I love this look (from i'm thinking 2k11) - i'm totes going to dig this outfit out and wear it again, who doesn't love a gold sequined jacket?!

Saturday, 1 June 2013


Tee -, Jeans - Topshop, USA 'Vans' - Primark

I bought this tee because I simply don't understand it - why is there a body-builder dressed as Spock? Why does it say FUXK OFF GOD? and why well why everything else?! Despite this whole confusing-ness I do love this random-as-fuxk tee!