Do You Remember The First Time? 2

Jacket - H&M, Tee - Topshop, Bag - S**t Shop, Jeans - River Island, Converse - Bank 

I HAVE SUCH A STUPID LOOKING FACE - STOP SMILING CHANNY!

Blue Monday

Sunnies/Bag - Primark, Choker - Pretty Twisted, Skeleton Dress - S**t Shop, Boots - Office

I am soooo fierce and cool it actually hurts my bones! 

Lola

Tee/Trousers - George @ Asda

Eeeee Elvis suddenly appeared in my room from the dead, shrank, put on weight and put on my clothes - the cheeky bastard. 

Papa's Got A Brand New Bag

Glasses - Specsavers, Feather Shirt/Bodycon Skirt/Ballerinas - Primark

Aw, i'm so cute in my little glasses (and so blind after a day of looking at the screen. Doc said I shouldn't be on my laptop/iPad after work - what am I supposed to do then - have a life?!)

Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon

Space Tee - River Island, Trousers - Asda, Ballerinas - Topshop

If anybody fancies swapping a Nissan Figaro for a fugly black car covered in white paint that smells of fags (naughty dad) and bubblegum then you know where to come!

People Are Strange 2

Hat - River Island, Dress - ASOS, Bag - Italia, Boots - Topshop

OMGz how wonderfully charming is this outfit - this is my new go-to look. I feel like I should be in the 1960s listening to The Doors on my record player and going out to buy well whatever they ate back then - stew and barley (according to my papa.)

Itchycoo Park

Headband/Sunnies/Tights - Primark, Tee - Charity Shop, Levis - Vintage Shop, Cons - USC

#FlashbackSunday

Aw I love me a good ol' Boris Bike and I freakin' love London - if I won the lottery I would move straight to a cute little flat on Portobello Road and shop in the market every day (and those tacky little shops when the main market isn't on) - it's my dream!

Nowhere Man

Micky Mouse Sweater - Topman, Skinnies - Primark, Converse - Bank, Gun - PS3

If ya'll ever mess with me and I pick up a gun ready to get rid of you this is what I would look like while doing it - perfectly happy and smiley because I am insane like that. 

Dancing With Myself

Yeah today I went to work dressed as Paula Abdul in the 1980s - totes cool me innit like mate pet.

You're The Devil In Disguise

If you can't be a MATHLETE then be a MATHLETIC SUPPORTER! You tell them Coach Calhoun. Yeah I'll just sit over here and pretend I'm in Grease hanging out at the bonfire (I bet none of ya'll know what my crazy head is going on about right now - it's okay i'm finished now.)

Rock & Roll Music

I have a love/hate relationship with this dress. LOVE - the style, the pattern, the length. HATE - it creases within one minute of being ironed and it makes me look preggerz (although my fat little belly can also be blamed for that.)

You're The One That I Want

Heather: "Get a picture of my new clock" so here it is Hevs - a pic of me and your new shiny clock. 

You're Out Of The Woods

Ever since I dyed my hair black and I've become a mega fan of black clothing and going against the rules - such a goth punk anarchist.

Scales And Arpeggios

#FlashbackSunday

I distinctly remember wearing this outfit (about 5 years ago) as it was rainy and cold outside but none of my jackets looked good so I just went out in a good pair of boots and thick socks to keep my feet warm but left my whole upper half to get freezing cold and soaked - it was the worst :(

Kiss The Girl

I should start posing in nice places rather then next to the bin and Henry's food/water bowls - but that would take time and Ain't Nobody Got Time For That.

The Way You Look Tonight

Don't you dare mess with me or i'll hit you over the head with the poo shovel! 

The Face Of Voldemort

Aw how cute is this dress from Dolly Rockers? I got a version in pink as well - I love them so much and at a tenner each you can't go wrong! 

I would say go pick up one today but I got the last two so muhahaha. But ya'll should visit Dolly Rockers (based in the Corner Emporium in the Cleveland Centre, Middlesbrough) as it is totes mgotes fetch shamazing!

Shine On You Crazy Diamond

Awww how totes fetch and cute is this outfit?! Cats, lace and a bowler hat make Channy a very happy girl (plus a bit of Pink Floyd never hurt either.)

Sweet Child O' Mine 4

This is what Jesus would have looked like on the cross if he was a rockstar and worked in an office.

Yes I am aware I wore this dress not that long ago but I had to look smart today but colourful and since everything smart I own is black (because i'm a big goth like that) this was the only possible outcome - I need more clothes. 

Cherry Pie 2

If you can't wear ALL your favourite clothes on your birthday ALL at once then when can you?! BTW ice skating isn't that fun when you fall over constantly and get bloody knees - I still want to go again next week though! 

It's my birthday today btw - yay me! I am actually 24 even though people think I am still in my teens with this baby face of mine.

19th Nervous Breakdown

#FlashbackSunday

I made this top to go see Fozzy in - I even put shoulder pads in it, thats how cool and 80s I am. Oh BTW Chris Jericho touched my left hand that night and I didn't wash it for a FULL day which is pretty amazing in my books as I am obsessed with washing my hands. 

BTW this song/blog title pretty much describe my life right now. 

The Last Time

Now you might be thinking this is not Chantal, this is in fact Alice Cooper playing his beloved game of golf but NAH you would be wrong - it is actually me, Channy! (I came third out of four people - I have too much of an anger problem to play golf which is why the ball ends up about a mile away from the hole after one shot.)

His Name Is King

I have black marks on my white shoes so I'm going to have to buy trainer white-ner-rererer like some sort of chav who needs to keep his Nike Air Max pristine - how depressing #killmenow. 

Freedom

I don't think my face could look any stupider if it tried. Poor stupid face Channy. 

Video Games

I promise from now on I won't take pictures in my scruffy front room! And why has my DVD player suddenly appeared in my front room without me knowing?! What if I want to watch Mean Girls for the millionith and one time?

Live & Let Die 3

Yeah I know it's all nice and sunshiney out (as you can tell by those sunrays going on) but when you have just dried your hair and CBA styling it a beanie is a must-have for any girl. 

Go Your Own Way

Aw, I found Benny and I's new home in Hobbiton. We are going to do it all out so it's megz cosy and cute - don't know where i'm going to put all my clothes though!

We Built This City

Hat/Sunnies/Dress/Bag/Socks - Primark, Tights - Topshop, Converse - USC

#FlashbackSunday

Rather then just go with 1 pattern it looks like I decided to with 1562 patterns - this was at my uttermost I love you Cyndi Lauper stage so that kinda describes this fashion mishap.

Abracadabra

Flower Crown/Guns N' Roses Tee/Fringe Leather - Primark, Jeans/Shoes - Topshop

Aw it's like Baby Monkey, Baby Monkey Going Backwards On A Pig, Baby Monkey but instead Stupid Channy, Stupid Channy, Going Forwards On A Hippo, Stupid Channy. 

China Girl

Tee/Bling - Primark, Jeans/Jelly Shoes - Topshop

It appears Cousin Itt stole all my clothes and took a picture with cutie-boy Henry - GIVE ME MY CLOTHES AND DOG BACK YOU BITCH. 

Born To Run 2

Leopard Print Blazer - B's Mums, Morrisey Tee - Philip Normal, Fauxberry - S**t Shop, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office, Harry the Choc Lab - B's Kitchen.

Awww Harry is sooo mega cute - even if he is bloody huge and you can't just drop him off somewhere else in the house if he's being annoying like I do with Gypsy-Lady and Henry.

Oh BTW how fierce is B's mum's leopard print blazer that I borrowed? I need one ASAP.