Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine

Hair Crown/LBD/Clutch - Primark, Shamazing Shoes - JustFab

This is what I wore for my BFFs engagement party last night - I hope she let's me wear something similar for the actual wedding and not a strapless maxi gown because I ain't going if I have to wear a fug dress (she wouldn't though - she has taste.)

Total Eclipse Of The Heart 2

Beanie - H&M, Earrings - Topshop, Dress - Primark, Cons - Bank

I was going for a ghetto look today - I think I pulled it off. Just call me Laquisha Lafonda. 

This is Big Hev's Christmas tree BTW which she won't shut-up about - SO HERE YOU GO HEVS. 

Piece Of My Heart

Crown - Primark, Jacket - H&M, Necklace/Skirt- Topshop, Mulberry/Boots - S**t Shop

Aw this outfit is so cute - that perfect take of grunge meets 1950s that is so fetch right now (in my head.)

Texas Flood

Deathly Hallows Choker - Pretty Twisted, Skeleton Dress - Topshop, Boots - Office

I wish I really was THAT skinny so you could all see my blue bones - that would be cool. 

Breaking The Law

Jacket - H&M, Dress/Bag - Primark, Mockingjay Necklace - District 12, Boots - Office

This isn't the same outfit as THIS one btw - it's the same dress type but another colour so everything is a-okay DON'T PANIC, I have not lost my mind or owt. 

Here I am with Michael Scott (or whatevs he is called in Anchorman) and here I am below with my dad aka Gandalf BFF think my dad is the spit of him - he better start growing out that beard asap.)

First Of The Gang To Die

Leather Jacket - H&M, Morrisey T - Morrisey Concert, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office

Life would be boring and pointless if Morrisey wasn't in it. 

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now 3

Dorothy Dress - Vintage, Ruby Slippers - Wicked Witch of the East aka Schuh

#FlashbackSunday

Aw how amazing is my H2T complete Dorothy Gale outfit? I went to college in this on Halloween and I was by far the uncoolest kid going! I hate it when people try and claim they love the Wizard Of Oz more then I do - bitch please. 

Hallelujah 2

Deathly Hallows Choker - Pretty Twisted, Collar Tips - Topman, Shirt - River Island - Fluffy Jumper - S**t Shop, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office

GO MONOCHROME OR GO HOME! 

All The Young Dudes

Necklace/Studded Tights/Whore Boots - Primark, Skater Dress - George

Oh I loved this outfit today - I totes felt like Gwen Stacy (I love Emma Stone) although by the end of the day I just wanted to curl up in a ball and cry as I felt like my feet were going to fall off! :( 

Time Is Running Out

Hairband - Miss Selfridge, Crazy Top - Charity Shop, Skirt - Primark

Here is my dad's OTT collection of football Corinthians - I think he loves them more than he loves me. 

Bar Italia 2

Jacket/Skinnies - Topshop, Blouse - Charity Shop, Satchel/Necklace - Primark, Boots - Fenwicks

I love this outfit! Why aren't I on the FROW of Chanel yet? I love Karl Lagerfeld more then anyone!

Live Bed Show

Dress - Forever21, Ballerinas - Primark

I JUST DON'T KNOW AT ALL WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS PIC! What am I holding? What is my dad doing and why is it soooo blurry?! :( I was too tired after mega shop at Asda though to care what was happening I think. 

I'm Not In Love

Hat - Kindamajik, Tee - Primark, Skinnies - Topshop, Cons - Bank

Generic Channy outfit 101. 

Owner Of A Lonely Heart

(2011 picture) Hat & Gown - Teesside Uni, LBD - Tara Starlet, Shoes - Office

#FlashbackSunday

Aw how cute! The picture when i'm a little kid was in the early 90s in my dad's graduation gown and then the one on the right was taken at my graduation in the same exact spot!

Sheila Take A Bow

Reindeer Poncho/Socks - Primark, Skinnies - Topshop

Hmmmm if I was one of Santa's reindeer's I don't think I would be Rudolph - he's too mainstream, I would be Prancer as I love to prance about.

Ask

Supermarket Sweep Sweater -Vintageous Rags, Skinnies- Topshop, Bag - Primark, Cons - Bank

Awww maannn don't disturb me while i'm looking for the Managers Special - there wasn't any with blue bottoms! TIN OF PEAS DALE. 

Panic

Jacket - H&M, Scarf/Skinnies (with added rips) - Primark, Tee - Urbz Outfitters, Boots - Office

If I didn't have these boots in my life then I would have no life - THEY ARE MY LIFE. 

The Boy With A Thorn In His Side

Faux Fur Coat - Charity Shop, Dress - Vintage Fair, Necklace/Skinnies/Ballerinas - Topshop

I'm totes the Berwick Hills version (i'm not from B Hillz though) of Cher Horowitz! 

Nowhere Fast

Dress/Skinnies - Topshop, Necklace - Matalan, Ballerinas - Primark

Aw everyone said I looked megz cute in this dress today - almost as cute as that little yellow duck in the corner AWWWWWWW. 

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

Tee/Whore Boots - Primark, Necklace/Skinnies - Topshop, Blazer - New Look

This morning I picked up another pair of suede knee-high boots and came out with the line: "Oh they are the wrong whore boots" #firstworldpains

Yesterdays 6

Parka - Peacocks, Jeans - Pilot, Legwarmers - Dance Shop, Ballerinas - NO IDEA

#FlashbackSunday

This was second year of college so circa 2007 and this is still one of my go-to outfits - parka, skinnies and ballerinas. NO idea what's going on with the neon legwarmers though - they aren't even the cool part of the 80s. 

I Just Can't Wait To Be King

Hat - H&M, Jacket - Vintage Shop, Tee/Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office

I don't care if you can barely see my outfit i'm with my homegirl Katniss Everdeen! ILY KE 4EVA & EVA - BBFS4LYF. 

Material Girl

Bowler Hat - Kindamajik, Dress - Primark, Winklepickers - Schuh 

Oh god, I still looooove this dress soooo bloody much! I need to go get all the tartan variations of it ASAP. 

Papa Don't Preach 2

Santa Hat - Card Factory, Spikey Choker - Topshop, PJs/Slippers - Primark

I'm not allowed to tell ya'll what this whole getup is about but there's a pretty darn awesome reason why I am wearing Santa's head on my feet. 

Prince Ali 2

Hat - ASOS, Top - Internacionale, Skirt - Primark, Boots - Office

I got asked TWICE today if I had fun in Whitby at the weekend as I looked like a big cool true goth (but without all the piercings and terrible bags) FASHION GOTH 4LYF. 

Logical Song

Bling/Skinnies - Primark, Tee - eBay, Boots - Office

Four for you Glen Coco, You GO Glen Coco!

American Girl 3

Hat/Necklace - Primark, Shirt - Benetton, Skinnies - Topshop, Bag - Charity Shop, Boots - Office

This is a nice smart/casual outfit for work - it's smart enough for the office but still got that Chantal rockstar edge to it. Shame I can never wear it ever again until 2014.

You Give Love A Bad Name 2

Bling - Danglers, Dress - H&M, Purse - Vintage, Shoes - eBay

#FlashbackSunday

Aw, here I am at prom circa 2005 (age 15) when I was nice and slim - take me back to that weight pronto! Plus look how cool I was as I was in a nice normal dress rather then some stupid fairy borky wedding dress like nearly everyone else was.

Shine On You Crazy Diamond 2

Tee - Topshop Unique, Skinnies - Primark

Yep, this is how I spend my whole weekend - playing Pokemon. Although i've completed it and became the Pokemon Champion now so I don't know what to do with my life!

Sweet Child O' Mine 5

Bandanas - Dad's, Blonde Locks - Wig, USA Jacket - Religion, GNR Tee - Primark, Leathers - Miss Selfridge, Cowgirl Boots - Charity Shop

I am aware that Axl Rose isn't that scary (okay fat Axl might be - I still love him) but when you have ALL the components for to fancy dress as Axl Rose then why would you not?! I just wish I could get away with this look all the time - oh eff it, I don't care - this is totes my new go-to look.