(Ghost) Riders in the Sky

Dress/Boots - S**t Shop

Thought I would be all artsy-fartsy and pretentious like some art house independent french film and just put focus on ALL the balloons and keep everything else black and white! 

He's A Tramp

Hat/Dress - Primark, Shirt - Topshop, Boots - S**t Shop

How totes D&G and quiche is this dress and OMGz it was £1!!!!! BARGAIN OF THE YEAR. 

I was told I looked 'different' in this outfit today but in a derogative way EEEE - I <3 this outfit, I think I look mint as owt. 

Mad World

Levs Jacket - Primark, Dress - River Island, Clutch - New Look, Tights - Les Queues De Sardines, Boots - S**t Shop

Such a ghetto-chic goth me like mate.

Born In The U.S.A

Bag - Charity Shop, Coat - Bank, Dress - eBay, Boots - Topshop

Mebs this outfit overall is a bit OTT all together but what the hellz, I love it. 

The One I Love

Scarf - Charity Shop, Jacket - H&M, Jeans - Topshop, Bag - eBay, Converse - USC

I wasn't just dressed up as a random 50's chick for no reason here - I went to go see Grease at the cinema and the best dressed won free tickets and OBV I won SO GO ME!!!

Stacey's Mom

Hat - H&M, Scarf - Primark, Cardi - Laura Ashley via Age UK, Jeans - River Island, Boots - Office

Yeah, I was trying to go for a leaves in the air shot but kinda failed but who cares when you look like an extra from Sister, Sister?! 

My Best Friend's Girl

Jacket/Dress - Tesco, Necklace - The Little Boutique, Studded Tights/Boots - Primark

Ey, I look alright here for somebody who had been working non-stop for 12 hours. 

The Changingman

Hat/Dress/Boots - Primark, Fur Gilet - Select, Jeans - Topshop

I'm totes digging this boho-esque work look - defz need to do it more often. 

Oh BTW a pair of over-the-knee boots are this season's must-have, they go with everything and everyone always comments on how quiche you look in them! 

Bang Bang Bang

Hat/Jacket - H&M, Tee - Primark, Skirt - River Island, Boots - Office

Oh here I am just causally hanging out with a baby dinosaur - how cute! 

I Can See For Miles

Dress - Urban Outfitters, Sneakers - Office 

As you can see I have gone back to black and i'm staying this way FOR GOOD!!! If ya'll ever see me in Superdrug looking at ginger dyes, please feel free to come over and slap me senseless. 

Oh and BTW I ain't breaking the rules by wearing my own shoes whilst bowling, you can wear your own shoes now - how fetch?

Blackberry Way

Dress - River Island, Tights - Primark, Shoes - Topshop

Oh I totes feel like fashion-supremo that is Grace Coddington in this outfit - but then again I also felt like Rebekah Brooks. 

Living After Midnight

Choker - Disgraceland, Tee - Primark, Elephant Bag - Charity Shop, Jeans - Topshop, Sneakers - Office

What more could I want from an outfit? Harry Potter, Ripped Knee Skinnes, Space Shoes and of course my totes quiche elephant bag!

I'm Not Like Everybody Else

Dress - Romwe, Bag - Present, Shoes - Kezzas

How totoes quiche is this outfit? Don't you just love my D&G* dress & Olympia Le-Tan* clutch?!

*please not these are only authentic pieces in my dreams  

Hotel California

Jacket/Jeans - H&M, Tee - Primark, Clutch - New Look, Shoes - Topshop

I can finally wear my shiny jeans that I bought 3 years ago in public and not got weird WTF looks! WOO. Thank god the holographic trend is back in fashion. 

You Really Got Me

Hat - ASOS, Tee - Totes Forgot, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office 

I have no idea why i'm so delighted in this picture - probz because I have ALL my favourite clothes on. 

P.S: Check how heel I am with both my Gryffindor & Slytherin scarves BOO CHANNY. 

Enter Sandman

Tee - H&M, Backpack - Primark, Mom Jeans - River Island, Ballerinas - Topshop

NO YOUR EYES AIN'T DECEIVING YOU - I, Chantal Taylor, have a pair of jeans on that aren't skin tight, yes I am overcome my shock too. 

All My Loving

Hat - ASOS, Tee - The Happy Shack, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office 

I love this look! 80s goth alert - I wish I could just wear this outfit everyday (is like Sunday.)

Darts Of Pleasure

Dress - Primark, Boots - Fenwicks

This is totes my new look.

Unskinny Bop

Dress - Urban Outfitters, Shoes - Topshop

If gingham wasn't a thing then I think I would just be dead. 

Waking Up In Vegas

Necklace/Skirt - Topshop, Top/Bag - Primark, Boots - Office 

Although it was boiling hot this week in the office, i've still got to dress in my trademark all black - although this skirt does add a bit of happiness to the whole shaboodle. 

Hakuna Matata

Hat - ASOS, Coat - Bank, Dress - Urban Outfitters, Bag - Primark

OMGz I visited the cafe where JK Rowling wrote Harry Potter in Edinburgh - it was beyond quiche and I nearly died. 

The toilets were totes fetch as fans from across the world wrote their fav HP quotes EVERYWHERE  - I even wrote my favourite quote from the whole series too!   

You're The One That I Want

Sunnies - Primark, Tee - ASOS, Skinnies - Topshop, Vans - Office 

WHOAH this is another colourful ensemble for me?! I need to chillz down a bit or people will start calling me The Girl Who Loves Colourful Ensembles.

 

One More Time

Jacket - H&M, Tee/Clutch - Primark, Trousers - Dolly Rockers, Shoes - Topshop

OMGz what has came over me?! I'm looking all girly and that! I do like this look though - it may be something I partake in more often rather then being all black everything.

Prince Ali

Jacket - H&M, Dress - ASOS, Boots - Office

Here's me and my great (xbillion) Granddad Constantine - we share that same legendary Roman nose. 

All Falls Down

Jacket - River Island, Bling - Primark, Tee - Bank, Skinnies/Boots - Topshop

I don't really have anything to say about this outfit except that it's pretty darn cute/cool!

Bound 3

Hairband - Miss Selfridge, Dress - Primark, Bag - Mulberry, Boots - Fenwicks

Ooooh I love this spring grunge goth look i've got going on - go me rocking the florals (you won't be seeing me in pastels anytime soon though.)

Spice Up Your Life

Sunnies - Primark, Dress - eBay, Boots - Topshop

I wore these boots to work today and I turned into some bad-ass boss bitch - I need to wear them more often. 

Blaze Of Glory

Coat - Primark, Dress - S**t Shop, Boots - Fenwicks

I went to watch the Boro take on Birmingham on Tuesday night and WE WON 3-1!!! Plus I put a bet on Danny Graham (who shares my birthday) to score first and he only bloody did! GO ME. 

New York Morning

Jacket /Dress - Primark, Shoes - Topshop

How megz cute is my leather jacket that I studded up myself? - it's totes Moschino! I love it.

In other news - why is my head so freakin' big - it's not like I even have a tiny body so it makes me head look big in comparison, I just have an unusually large head GRRR.

Off To The Races

Scarf - Psyche, Mac - Warehouse, Skinnies/Shoes - Topshop

Oh, I love me a good ol' Mac - the jacket BTW not the horrible HORRIBLE computer (they are the absolute worst) - they are effortlessly stylish and when you do a spin it goes all out like a pretty ballerina. 

Just A Girl

Jacket - H&M, Dress - New Look, Clutch - Primark, Skinnies/Shoes - Topshop 

Here I am being all cultured and that with Temenos - i'll be showcasing my pieces of 'art' (aka my envisions of leaflets for our design team) at the Tate Modern next week! 

Do You Remember The First Time?

Sunnies - Primark, Coat - Bank, Dress - TK Maxx, Belt - New Look, Bag - River Island, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office

It's 'ard work being a goth when it's sunny outside - felt like I was going to melt Wicked Witch of the West style. 

The Edge Of Glory

Sunnies/Tee/Shoes - Primark, Bomber - Vintage Fair, Skinnies - Topshop

I should totes be a pink lady. 

American Woman

Headband - Miss Selfridge, Sunnies - Primark, Tee - Minkpink, Coat - Bank, Jeans - Topshop, Boots - Office

Oh Jesus H Christ WHY AIN'T I A ROCKSTAR YET?! It's only a matter of time surely, it doesn't even matter that I can't sing, i'll autotune myself Bed Intruder style. 

Lazy Sunday Afternoon

Headband - Miss Selfridge, Dress - ASOS, Clutch - Primark, Boots - Topshop

Here I am, looking like some kind of glamorous hippy meets Elvis Presley (blue suede shoes much?) stood next to some random yellow bin which i've never noticed until writing this caption. 

Hand In Glove

Dress - S**t Shop, Clutch - Primark, Shoes - Topshop

I might look posh(ish) and all that but i'll always be a McDonalds girl at heart - Large McChicken sandwich meal please.  

Although TBF I did feel megz out of place in there - everyone was scruffy as and eating with their mouths open - ERGH. 

Blue Velvet

Blazer - New Look, Shirt - Asda, Necklace/Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Fenwicks

Ah this is the perfect professional come dress down Friday outfit I own - I think skinnies and boots mixed up with a blouse and blazer will soon become my trademark outfit. 

Bohemian Rhapsody

Jacket - H&M, Necklace - Topshop, Dress - Primark, Boots - Office

Oh I love this dress - it's totes Chanel *goes into a daydream about being BFFs with Karl Lagerfeld who gifts me with Chanel bags 24/7*

Pictures Of Matchstick Men

Hat - River Island, Dress - Primark, Belt - New Look, Shoes - Topshop

Aw how adorably cute is this look? I feel like I should re-release Kiss Me and wear this outfit for the video while singing at Chris Hemsworth/Jennifer Lawrence. 

Ramble On

Headband - Miss Selfridge, Sunnies/Jacket - Primark, Earrings - eBay, Dress - D&G, Bag - S**t Shop, Boots - Topshop

OMG how totes fetch quiche is this dress?! It's legit D&G and everything *shifty eyes* - think next time I wear it though it needs to be with a pair of Valentinos with a Chanel bag.

Sunny Afternoon

Sunnies/Skirt - Primark, Bling/Shoes - Topshop, Tee - eBay, Blazer/Bag - River Island

Get in loser, We’re going shopping. 

That’s why her hair is so big, It’s full of secrets. 

It’s like I have ESPN or something, my breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining. 

So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?.

I’m a mouse, duh. 

You smell like a baby prostitute. 

Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!

Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!

If you’re from Africa, why are you white?

She doesn’t even go here.

On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Eight Days A Week

Hat - ASOS, Coat - Bank, Dress - Miss Selfridge, Clutch - Primark, Boots - Office

Don't let the man ever tell you that you can't dress as a hybrid version of Noel Fielding and Morticia because YOU CAN and it's darn fun doing it. 

Cherry Pie

Well that's me finished for the year - it was hard work wearing a completely different outfit every single day but I DID IT.

I would write something heartfelt but I have no emotions.

I ain't going to carry on as it's too much hard work coming up with a completely different outfit everyday that could never EVER be repeated.

Going through my wardrobe there are still LOADS of clothes I never wore so I might do this again in 2015 but for 2014 as Duncan Bannz would say - I'M OOT.

However, I am still going to post my favourite outfit from the week every Sunday so please keep an eye out for some totes fetch quiche outfits. 

Check out the video below for a compilation of all my outfits throughout 2013 and hit me up on Twitter: @chantal_lauper if you like reading random tweets about craploa.

BYE BITCHEZ.