Sunday, 19 October 2014

(Ghost) Riders in the Sky

Dress/Boots - S**t Shop

Thought I would be all artsy-fartsy and pretentious like some art house independent french film and just put focus on ALL the balloons and keep everything else black and white! 

Sunday, 12 October 2014

He's A Tramp

Hat/Dress - Primark, Shirt - Topshop, Boots - S**t Shop

How totes D&G and quiche is this dress and OMGz it was £1!!!!! BARGAIN OF THE YEAR. 

I was told I looked 'different' in this outfit today but in a derogative way EEEE - I <3 this outfit, I think I look mint as owt. 

Sunday, 5 October 2014

Mad World

Levs Jacket - Primark, Dress - River Island, Clutch - New Look, Tights - Les Queues De Sardines, Boots - S**t Shop

Such a ghetto-chic goth me like mate.

Sunday, 28 September 2014

Born In The U.S.A

Bag - Charity Shop, Coat - Bank, Dress - eBay, Boots - Topshop

Mebs this outfit overall is a bit OTT all together but what the hellz, I love it. 

Sunday, 21 September 2014

The One I Love

Scarf - Charity Shop, Jacket - H&M, Jeans - Topshop, Bag - eBay, Converse - USC

I wasn't just dressed up as a random 50's chick for no reason here - I went to go see Grease at the cinema and the best dressed won free tickets and OBV I won SO GO ME!!!

Sunday, 14 September 2014

Stacey's Mom

Hat - H&M, Scarf - Primark, Cardi - Laura Ashley via Age UK, Jeans - River Island, Boots - Office

Yeah, I was trying to go for a leaves in the air shot but kinda failed but who cares when you look like an extra from Sister, Sister?! 

Sunday, 7 September 2014

My Best Friend's Girl

Jacket/Dress - Tesco, Necklace - The Little Boutique, Studded Tights/Boots - Primark

Ey, I look alright here for somebody who had been working non-stop for 12 hours. 

Sunday, 31 August 2014

The Changingman

Hat/Dress/Boots - Primark, Fur Gilet - Select, Jeans - Topshop

I'm totes digging this boho-esque work look - defz need to do it more often. 

Oh BTW a pair of over-the-knee boots are this season's must-have, they go with everything and everyone always comments on how quiche you look in them! 

Sunday, 24 August 2014

Bang Bang Bang

Hat/Jacket - H&M, Tee - Primark, Skirt - River Island, Boots - Office

Oh here I am just causally hanging out with a baby dinosaur - how cute! 

Sunday, 17 August 2014

I Can See For Miles

Dress - Urban Outfitters, Sneakers - Office 

As you can see I have gone back to black and i'm staying this way FOR GOOD!!! If ya'll ever see me in Superdrug looking at ginger dyes, please feel free to come over and slap me senseless. 

Oh and BTW I ain't breaking the rules by wearing my own shoes whilst bowling, you can wear your own shoes now - how fetch?

Sunday, 10 August 2014

Blackberry Way

Dress - River Island, Tights - Primark, Shoes - Topshop

Oh I totes feel like fashion-supremo that is Grace Coddington in this outfit - but then again I also felt like Rebekah Brooks

Sunday, 3 August 2014

Living After Midnight

Choker - Disgraceland, Tee - Primark, Elephant Bag - Charity Shop, Jeans - Topshop, Sneakers - Office

What more could I want from an outfit? Harry Potter, Ripped Knee Skinnes, Space Shoes and of course my totes quiche elephant bag!

Sunday, 27 July 2014

I'm Not Like Everybody Else

Dress - Romwe, Bag - Present, Shoes - Kezzas

How totoes quiche is this outfit? Don't you just love my D&G* dress & Olympia Le-Tan* clutch?!

*please not these are only authentic pieces in my dreams  

Sunday, 20 July 2014

Hotel California

Jacket/Jeans - H&M, Tee - Primark, Clutch - New Look, Shoes - Topshop

I can finally wear my shiny jeans that I bought 3 years ago in public and not got weird WTF looks! WOO. Thank god the holographic trend is back in fashion. 

Sunday, 13 July 2014

You Really Got Me

Hat - ASOS, Tee - Totes Forgot, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office 

I have no idea why i'm so delighted in this picture - probz because I have ALL my favourite clothes on. 

P.S: Check how heel I am with both my Gryffindor & Slytherin scarves BOO CHANNY. 

Sunday, 6 July 2014

Enter Sandman

Tee - H&M, Backpack - Primark, Mom Jeans - River Island, Ballerinas - Topshop

NO YOUR EYES AIN'T DECEIVING YOU - I, Chantal Taylor, have a pair of jeans on that aren't skin tight, yes I am overcome my shock too. 

Sunday, 29 June 2014

All My Loving

Hat - ASOS, Tee - The Happy Shack, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office 

I love this look! 80s goth alert - I wish I could just wear this outfit everyday (is like Sunday.)

Sunday, 15 June 2014

Sunday, 8 June 2014

Waking Up In Vegas

Necklace/Skirt - Topshop, Top/Bag - Primark, Boots - Office 

Although it was boiling hot this week in the office, i've still got to dress in my trademark all black - although this skirt does add a bit of happiness to the whole shaboodle. 

Sunday, 1 June 2014

Hakuna Matata

Hat - ASOS, Coat - Bank, Dress - Urban Outfitters, Bag - Primark

OMGz I visited the cafe where JK Rowling wrote Harry Potter in Edinburgh - it was beyond quiche and I nearly died. 

The toilets were totes fetch as fans from across the world wrote their fav HP quotes EVERYWHERE  - I even wrote my favourite quote from the whole series too!   

Sunday, 25 May 2014

You're The One That I Want

Sunnies - Primark, Tee - ASOS, Skinnies - Topshop, Vans - Office 

WHOAH this is another colourful ensemble for me?! I need to chillz down a bit or people will start calling me The Girl Who Loves Colourful Ensembles.


Sunday, 18 May 2014

One More Time

Jacket - H&M, Tee/Clutch - Primark, Trousers - Dolly Rockers, Shoes - Topshop

OMGz what has came over me?! I'm looking all girly and that! I do like this look though - it may be something I partake in more often rather then being all black everything.

Sunday, 11 May 2014

Prince Ali

Jacket - H&M, Dress - ASOS, Boots - Office

Here's me and my great (xbillion) Granddad Constantine - we share that same legendary Roman nose. 

Sunday, 4 May 2014

All Falls Down

Jacket - River Island, Bling - Primark, Tee - Bank, Skinnies/Boots - Topshop

I don't really have anything to say about this outfit except that it's pretty darn cute/cool!

Sunday, 27 April 2014

Bound 3

Hairband - Miss Selfridge, Dress - Primark, Bag - Mulberry, Boots - Fenwicks

Ooooh I love this spring grunge goth look i've got going on - go me rocking the florals (you won't be seeing me in pastels anytime soon though.)

Sunday, 20 April 2014

Spice Up Your Life

Sunnies - Primark, Dress - eBay, Boots - Topshop

I wore these boots to work today and I turned into some bad-ass boss bitch - I need to wear them more often. 

Sunday, 13 April 2014

Blaze Of Glory

Coat - Primark, Dress - S**t Shop, Boots - Fenwicks

I went to watch the Boro take on Birmingham on Tuesday night and WE WON 3-1!!! Plus I put a bet on Danny Graham (who shares my birthday) to score first and he only bloody did! GO ME. 

Sunday, 6 April 2014

New York Morning

Jacket /Dress - Primark, Shoes - Topshop

How megz cute is my leather jacket that I studded up myself? - it's totes Moschino! I love it.

In other news - why is my head so freakin' big - it's not like I even have a tiny body so it makes me head look big in comparison, I just have an unusually large head GRRR.

Sunday, 30 March 2014

Off To The Races

Scarf - Psyche, Mac - Warehouse, Skinnies/Shoes - Topshop

Oh, I love me a good ol' Mac - the jacket BTW not the horrible HORRIBLE computer (they are the absolute worst) - they are effortlessly stylish and when you do a spin it goes all out like a pretty ballerina. 

Sunday, 23 March 2014

Just A Girl

Jacket - H&M, Dress - New Look, Clutch - Primark, Skinnies/Shoes - Topshop 

Here I am being all cultured and that with Temenos - i'll be showcasing my pieces of 'art' (aka my envisions of leaflets for our design team) at the Tate Modern next week! 

Sunday, 16 March 2014

Do You Remember The First Time?

Sunnies - Primark, Coat - Bank, Dress - TK Maxx, Belt - New Look, Bag - River Island, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Office

It's 'ard work being a goth when it's sunny outside - felt like I was going to melt Wicked Witch of the West style. 

Sunday, 2 March 2014

American Woman

Headband - Miss Selfridge, Sunnies - Primark, Tee - Minkpink, Coat - Bank, Jeans - Topshop, Boots - Office

Oh Jesus H Christ WHY AIN'T I A ROCKSTAR YET?! It's only a matter of time surely, it doesn't even matter that I can't sing, i'll autotune myself Bed Intruder style. 

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Lazy Sunday Afternoon

Headband - Miss Selfridge, Dress - ASOS, Clutch - Primark, Boots - Topshop

Here I am, looking like some kind of glamorous hippy meets Elvis Presley (blue suede shoes much?) stood next to some random yellow bin which i've never noticed until writing this caption. 

Sunday, 16 February 2014

Hand In Glove

Dress - S**t Shop, Clutch - Primark, Shoes - Topshop

I might look posh(ish) and all that but i'll always be a McDonalds girl at heart - Large McChicken sandwich meal please.  

Although TBF I did feel megz out of place in there - everyone was scruffy as and eating with their mouths open - ERGH. 

Sunday, 9 February 2014

Blue Velvet

Blazer - New Look, Shirt - Asda, Necklace/Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Fenwicks

Ah this is the perfect professional come dress down Friday outfit I own - I think skinnies and boots mixed up with a blouse and blazer will soon become my trademark outfit. 

Sunday, 2 February 2014

Bohemian Rhapsody

Jacket - H&M, Necklace - Topshop, Dress - Primark, Boots - Office

Oh I love this dress - it's totes Chanel *goes into a daydream about being BFFs with Karl Lagerfeld who gifts me with Chanel bags 24/7*

Sunday, 26 January 2014

Pictures Of Matchstick Men

Hat - River Island, Dress - Primark, Belt - New Look, Shoes - Topshop

Aw how adorably cute is this look? I feel like I should re-release Kiss Me and wear this outfit for the video while singing at Chris Hemsworth/Jennifer Lawrence. 

Sunday, 19 January 2014

Ramble On

Headband - Miss Selfridge, Sunnies/Jacket - Primark, Earrings - eBay, Dress - D&G, Bag - S**t Shop, Boots - Topshop

OMG how totes fetch quiche is this dress?! It's legit D&G and everything *shifty eyes* - think next time I wear it though it needs to be with a pair of Valentinos with a Chanel bag.

Sunday, 12 January 2014

Sunny Afternoon

Sunnies/Skirt - Primark, Bling/Shoes - Topshop, Tee - eBay, Blazer/Bag - River Island

Get in loser, We’re going shopping. 

That’s why her hair is so big, It’s full of secrets. 

It’s like I have ESPN or something, my breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining. 

So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?.

I’m a mouse, duh. 

You smell like a baby prostitute. 

Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!

Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!

If you’re from Africa, why are you white?

She doesn’t even go here.

On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Sunday, 5 January 2014

Eight Days A Week

Hat - ASOS, Coat - Bank, Dress - Miss Selfridge, Clutch - Primark, Boots - Office

Don't let the man ever tell you that you can't dress as a hybrid version of Noel Fielding and Morticia because YOU CAN and it's darn fun doing it. 

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

Cherry Pie

Well that's me finished for the year - it was hard work wearing a completely different outfit every single day but I DID IT.

I would write something heartfelt but I have no emotions.

I ain't going to carry on as it's too much hard work coming up with a completely different outfit everyday that could never EVER be repeated.

Going through my wardrobe there are still LOADS of clothes I never wore so I might do this again in 2015 but for 2014 as Duncan Bannz would say - I'M OOT.

However, I am still going to post my favourite outfit from the week every Sunday so please keep an eye out for some totes fetch quiche outfits. 

Check out the video below for a compilation of all my outfits throughout 2013 and hit me up on Twitter: @chantal_lauper if you like reading random tweets about craploa.