Sunday 26 January 2014

Pictures Of Matchstick Men


Hat - River Island, Dress - Primark, Belt - New Look, Shoes - Topshop

Aw how adorably cute is this look? I feel like I should re-release Kiss Me and wear this outfit for the video while singing at Chris Hemsworth/Jennifer Lawrence. 


Sunday 19 January 2014

Ramble On


Headband - Miss Selfridge, Sunnies/Jacket - Primark, Earrings - eBay, Dress - D&G, Bag - S**t Shop, Boots - Topshop

OMG how totes fetch quiche is this dress?! It's legit D&G and everything *shifty eyes* - think next time I wear it though it needs to be with a pair of Valentinos with a Chanel bag.

Sunday 12 January 2014

Sunny Afternoon


Sunnies/Skirt - Primark, Bling/Shoes - Topshop, Tee - eBay, Blazer/Bag - River Island

Get in loser, We’re going shopping. 

That’s why her hair is so big, It’s full of secrets. 

It’s like I have ESPN or something, my breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining. 

So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?.

I’m a mouse, duh. 

You smell like a baby prostitute. 

Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!

Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!

If you’re from Africa, why are you white?

She doesn’t even go here.

On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Sunday 5 January 2014

Eight Days A Week


Hat - ASOS, Coat - Bank, Dress - Miss Selfridge, Clutch - Primark, Boots - Office

Don't let the man ever tell you that you can't dress as a hybrid version of Noel Fielding and Morticia because YOU CAN and it's darn fun doing it. 

Wednesday 1 January 2014

Cherry Pie

Well that's me finished for the year - it was hard work wearing a completely different outfit every single day but I DID IT.

I would write something heartfelt but I have no emotions.

I ain't going to carry on as it's too much hard work coming up with a completely different outfit everyday that could never EVER be repeated.

Going through my wardrobe there are still LOADS of clothes I never wore so I might do this again in 2015 but for 2014 as Duncan Bannz would say - I'M OOT.

However, I am still going to post my favourite outfit from the week every Sunday so please keep an eye out for some totes fetch quiche outfits. 

Check out the video below for a compilation of all my outfits throughout 2013 and hit me up on Twitter: @chantal_lauper if you like reading random tweets about craploa.

BYE BITCHEZ.